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Shadow Ram

 

SRK’s tech fundae

  • Storage: A room where I dump DVDs of my flicks

  • Networking: Showing up at ALL award functions

  • Data center: A place where there is no hot chair (so I won’t be able to host KBC)

  • WAN: A huge vehicle which carries my make up stuff

  • Security: To ensure that one security guard does not kill another

  • Compliance: Making sure that I don’t smoke on screen

  • Open Source: My license to mimic all actors in the film industry

  • Back up: My wax statue at Madame Tussauds, London

  • Similarity between me and IT vendors: We both say I am the best.

 

Cast of characters

  • Brahma: Chief Consulting Officer (You refer to him every time you have a doubt in the IT policy)

  • Vishnu: Chief Information Officer (The man who created the network)

  • Shiva: Chief Infosec Officer (Destroyer of viruses, phishing attacks, etc)

  • Kubera: Chief Financial Officer (Nothing moves without this dude signing on the cheque)

  • Indra: Data Center Head (His primary task is to make sure the data center is a cool place)

  • Ganesha: Chief Knowledge Officer (It is his knowledge that keeps the business running. Doubles up as troubleshooter)

  • Chitragupta:  Maintains Sys logs and other documentation

  • Hanuman: Head, Disaster Recovery (Every time disaster strikes, he’s there to make sure the business keeps running)

  • Ravana: The chief of the cyber underworld whose armies of hackers, spammers and phishers are determined to destroy the network.
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